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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and his dad is Mick Jagger.
Patty explains that to secure the loan he'll have to have some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this." He takes out a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Confused, Patty explains she'll have to consult the bank manager.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who wants to borrow $30,000 and use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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